What the ????
Since the end of August I have managed to post something everyday (Ok, so yesterday’s post was weak…so sorry). Today I have nothing but I feel obligated to keep the streak alive. As such I am going to make you read this drivel. It’s kind of funny actually. You are currently reading this and right about now you are getting the sneaking suspicion that you should probably stop reading because this post is going to be a bunch of crap and a waste of your time. Yet for some reason, here you are still reading this crap in hopes that I might actually write something funny. Well, to be honest, I am hoping that as this paragraph limps along something funny might magically pop off of the keyboard. Unfortunately all I can think about is yesterday’s lack of a post and oobleck.
Poor Bartholomew. He probably did go blind.