And Today is "Shut Your Pie Hole Day"

“Talk Like a Pirate Day” was rather frustrating. Of all days for me to lose my voice (again) why did it have to be on “Talk Like a Pirate Day?” OK, sure it was fun to write a post in pirate-ese but I would have much rather been able to SAY, “Get the bilgewater out of your ears you addled blaggard and move yer scuttlebutt out of me way” than write it. Writing it just isn’t the same.

To be perfectly honest, my voice has actually been shot for the past couple of days and I am starting to think that I may have done permanent damage to it during my 2 week birthday celebration. Given my current predicament I have decided to follow up “Talk Like a Pirate Day” w/ “Shut Your Pie Hole Day.” To celebrate “Shut Your Pie Hole Day” I will be keeping my flap trap shut all day. Everyone else can help celebrate this holiday by not asking me any questions that require an answer outside of a head nod or a thumbs up/thumbs down. If you want to shut your pie holes as well, that’s fine by me…especially if you are dumb. If you are not dumb and need to talk to me, I will be available tomorrow. On the other hand, if you are cute and a girl I can always put todays holiday on hold.