String Beans Are Highly Overrated

Everybody is familiar with the concept of escalating violence. First some punk in a bar makes a stupid comment about sheep. Then some idiot defends the sheeps honor by throwing a punch. Next, the punk breaks a bottle over the idiots head. Soon after, the gang of sheep outside of the pub gets pissed and tramples the punk. Next thing you know all of the sheep are shorn, the sheperd has a cap popped in his ass, "BANG" and the nuclear fallout makes growing string beans rather difficult. It's all quite tragic.


Well, the same concept applies to practical jokes. I forget who started it. It could have been me (I do stuff like that), it could have been my friend, it could have been the IRA. Im not really sure. The point is, it escalated. Initially, the pranks were harmless. Parking so close that the other person couldn't get into their car for example. The problem is, it didn't stop there. Other stuff happened and, bada-bing bada-boom, the sheep got pissed. Next thing you know I am walking out to the parking lot and there are hamburger patties plastered all over my windshield (ok, there were just two...but it sounds way less dramatic after admitting that fact). It was rather amusing actually. But now the ball is in my court. The question is, how much do I care about string beans?