3 Blades Good, 1 Blade Bad

Writing a post everyday is a lot of work. I’m not sure what made me think I was that motivated. On the one hand, it’s cool to see that I am getting a lot more readers but, on the other hand, I am really not clever enough to come up with a new post everyday. It’s too much pressure. I can’t be funny on demand people [Insert your own joke here about me not being funny at all]. All that being said, today’s post is about shaving. Shaving you say? What could possibly be amusing about shaving? Well Curious George, let me tell you.

As it turns out, the type of razor that you use is very important when shaving. I know this because, having forgotten all of my toiletries in CT, I had to purchase temporary razors in TN. the results were not pretty.

As I was standing there in the aisle looking at disposable razors, you think that I would have gone ahead and purchased the nice triple bladed razors with the silky smooth lubricating strip that does not leave divots in your face. Seeing as how I am on expenses and typically drop money like I have a money tree up my @$$, you would think that in this case I would spring for those fancy disposable razors. Nope. If that’s what you thought, you thought wrong my friend. You see, I didn’t realize that a single blade disposable razor could be that bad. I figured, it’s just for the week, just get the cheap one. So, rather than spending a couple of extra bucks I ended up bringing home (home?) the single blade flesh-o-matic chunk stick. It most definitely does not have the silky smooth lubricating strip. Anyways, I shaved with it for the first time the other day and, let me tell you, it didn't feel good. By the time I finished shaving, it looked like someone with tuberculosis had spent the last 5 minutes coughing on my face. It wasn’t pleasant. So let this be a lesson to each and every one of you, when dealing with razors always buy the nice ones. Oh yeah, and NEVER shave side to side.