A Snippet of Idiocy, No Alcohol Required.

Booked a reservation at a nice restaurant last night. Here is a snippet of the conversation:

Host: May I have your last name sir?
Me: Rhodes, R-H-O-D-E-S
Host: Like the scholar?
Me: uh....well...
[crickets]
Host: So more like the island then?
Me: Yeah, more like the island.

Remember when this blog was anonymous? Oh well.