Damn You Tequila Pig!

WANTED: Tequila Pig

Dead or Alive

$10.00 Reward

This fugitive is wanted for aiding and abetting in the thievery of my voice.

Although the tequila pig may at first seem like a good idea, on further reflection ("further reflection" usually takes place the next morning...way too late) this notion will be discarded. Not only does it steal voices but it is rumored to have killed thousands of those brain thingies. I myself have not seen any of those thingies killed but I would sure hate for it to happen to me and stuff. So if you see the tequila pig, be very cautious. Despite his rather pleasant demeanor, he is both a killer and a thief.

NOTE: This is what he looks like around 2 AM.

Do not be fooled by this clever disguise.

Last seen on August 29, 2005