The "We Missed the Wedding" Party

The cast of characters this weekend included 1 rather large pirate (no parrot), a debatably insane supervillain bearing a strong resemblance to Jim Henson's Grover, several lushes, one definitely insane girl, several violent lushes, Mr. Roboto, a hot librarian, one really drunk guy who made out with one really hideous girl, Mr. Clean, Colonel Sanders (a younger much cooler version and without the white suit), Benny Hinn (the crazy faith healer) and a partridge in my #!&%*? pear tree (metaphorically speaking of course). Many of the above characters were in town for a wedding that was to take place at 10 AM on Saturday morning. 10 AM...right.

On Friday night, one of the funnier violent lushes and the rather large pirate decided that it would be a good idea to finish a full bottle of Grape Mad Dog 20/20...the big bottle. They succeeded and hilarity ensued.

I can't honestly tell you exactly what happened after that. I do recall the bartender putting a case of Schlitz on ice just for us. I might also recall seeing my vocal cords spattered all over the bar after a rousing version of White Wedding by Billy Idol. I might also recall meeting a hot librarian somewhere along the way. I definitely recall waking up on Saturday at 11:30 AM...fortunately, since I was not invited to the wedding in question, I was also not late. This was not true for others in the group...we wont name names (actually I never name names in this blog so it really doesn't matter).

On Saturday night, the group grew. Again, I am not going to write about the entire night in all of its glory but I will tell you that the rather large pirate did the robot dance on a bar stool to everybody's favorite song, Mr. Roboto. I will also tell you that Benny Hinn left some rather large bruises on the foreheads of the less fortunate. If they couldn't walk before, they definitely couldn't now. Fortunately, Benny was able to heal my vocal cords from the night before. This allowed for an instant replay of the previous night....ouch.

That brings us to Sunday. The summary: a good lunch with the alter ego's of all the aforementioned crazy people and a good date with the librarian.

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