What if I was a...

Fear my super powered army of oompa loompas

As a rule, I generally do not participate in these blog lists. However, in this one case I will make an exception....just because the person who tagged me with it is really nice.

I am supposed to list what I would do if I had 5 other occupations...there were some other words involved but they just seemed to complicate the matter. So, without further ado, here is my "What if I was a..." list.

What if I was

1) a supervillain:

Then I would spend all day coming up with crackpot strategies to take over the world and impose my will over the entire population of earth. Dont worry, this just means that everything is pretty much the same except that I have a big yacht, cool toys and a really cool Fortress of Doom.

2) a supergenius genetic scientist:

Then I would create a large army of super powered oompa loompas and become a supervillain...see item #1.

3) the winner of Jerry Halls "Kept":

She is a little old for me but what the hell...I wouldn't leave. Maybe she could help me with my plans to take over the world.

4) the dictator of a small island with 12 people, 9 mice, and a lot of plants and trees:

Then I would forget about becoming a supervillain and concentrate on training the mice to be in the worlds most amazing mouse circus. I would also have the 12 people build equally amazing tree houses and make my island a small but expensive tourist attraction. I would use the revenues to buy more islands, grow my fortune and subsequently take over the world.

5) a supergenius mechanical engineer:

I would build cool jet engine powered machines to take over the world...just as soon as that loan from the bank comes through.