Laplesstops

Wow. I haven't posted anything for a long time. Shame on me. I can't believe that I have allowed real life to get in the way of semi-anonymously spewing crap onto the inter-web. What was I thinking? Real relationships/friends are way over rated. What do I need them for when I have the radiation of my laptop to keep me warm at night?
Speaking of such things, laptop is not a good name for these portable computers. The thing is, yes they can rest on your lap, but is it really a good idea? I don't know about yours but mine sure cranks out a lot of heat. I have even read articles about people getting actual burns from these things. Granted, they were probably not wearing pants when they got burned but the threat is still there. Plus, as a guy, what kind of side effects are there from having this thing resting over your "lap" all of the time?
Anyways, the point is, the name "laptop" is just asking for trouble. It shouldn't be on your lap so don't call it a laptop. Its like if we called plastic bags "breathing apparatuses." Nothing good can come of it.