Who Stole Tuesday?

Its Wednesday? What in the? How...? There is no way that 2 days have just gone by. Just yesterday it was Tuesday morning and I was getting on a plane to TN. Now it's Wednesday night and the previous 2 days are done. I still can't believe that 2 days have gone by. In my world it was only one day, I will call this day Tuednesday. As it turns out, I had an action packed and very productive Tuednesday. In fact, it was such a successful Tuednesday, I am thinking about making it an official day in my week. My new offical week will be Monday, Tuednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday. Of course, this presents some problems for Microsoft. The thing is, Outlook doesn't have a Tuednesday. This makes scheduling meetings on Tuednesday quite difficult. Since this will be a major inconvenience for me, old Billy boy is going to have to come up with a new release of Outlook that includes a proper week. That being the case, I have to go now. Next week is going to be a busy week and somebody needs to get Bill's team of monkeys to crank out an update for Outlook ASAP. If not, 6 days from now, people are going to feel rather silly showing up for meetings on a day that doesn't even exist anymore.

Im Tired