Not Rocket Science

I have decided that Not Rocket Science is my new favorite blog. Not because the content is the absolute best (although it is good) and not because there are pictures of scantily clad women (there aren't...Im just saying, if there were). I like N.R.S. because the author is just as much of a slacker as I am when it comes to updating his blog.

This whole blog thing can be a real pain in the ass when you have work to do. I mean come on, its like a summer fling gone bad. You are hanging around the beach, you don't have much to do and you meet a cute girl. Next thing you know you are giving a good portion of your time to said girl but its no big deal. What else were you going to do anyways. Then the summer ends and you all of a sudden have all of this work to do. Not so much time for the girl now. Then she starts nagging, "Pay attention to me!"

This is when you realize that it was just a summer fling. Sorry dear, new season.

Now, Im not saying that I am going to dump my blog. Im just on a break. How long you ask? I don't know. Im guessing that once I get out of TN I will start updating twice a week. Thats about all I can commit to...and to think, its just a blog.

I Lied

As it turns out, I am not going to write about anything.
Next post by Sunday.

Too much to do.

Whats Next?

I haven't actually had time to write anything in a while but there has been a lot of action. The problem is, now that I do have some time, I don't actually have enough of that time to write about it all. As such, I have decided to give, you the readers (both of you), the opportunity to choose what I, the dumbass, writes about. So, without further ado, here are the choices:

1) Full Contact Beer Pong
2) The Beach, Psycho Babes and Lobster Rolls....mmmm, Lobster Rolls.
3) Harbor Park Fireworks w/ Every Single Bartender in CT.
4) Traveling to TN, Southwest Style
5) Tennessee, the Agriculture and Commerce State (what a crappy state motto).
6) The Superhero MEME (I was supposed to do this a while ago but never had time)
7) General, All Purpose Idiocy, by Me.

If you don't like these choices, well, I don't care.