A Meat Coma Afternoon

Sloth, Lust, Gluttony and the pig I tried to eat this afternoon.

There couldn't be a better picture for this post.

Today was a good day. I am pretty sure that I covered the best of the seven deadly sins. Lets see, gluttony, lust...gluttony, more lust, did I mention lust? I really like that one (I know because I took this test). I am not even sure what the other ones are. Envy? Who has the time for that crap? Anger. Ditto. Greed...ok, well this one is a weak point but its not as much fun as lust or gluttony. Vanity, again guilty sometimes but it's nowhere near as entertaining as gluttony or lust. It is really just a means to an end, namely lust. Lets see, there's one more. Oh yeah. Sloth. This is also a good one.....so where was I? Lets try this again.

Today was a good day. I covered my favorite four deadly sins: Gluttony, Lust, Sloth and Lust. We'll skip ahead to 2:00 in the afternoon when I finally got out of bed. Sloth=check! Then I proceeded to the West Palm Beach Pig Gig. This is an event that is dedicated to eating as much award winning pig flesh as is humanly possible. It is also dedicated to beer and funnel cakes. You can not go wrong with any of the aforementioned items (unless you are at a carnival and decide to get on the teacups of doom after eating all of the above). Anyways, after wandering around a few barbeque stands my friend and I selected the one with the shortest line and prepared ourselves to eat a whole pig. We were hoping that it might be like a lobster tank and that we might be able to pick out our pig but, alas, this was not so. That cute little pig out back got lucky because it was looking mighty tasty. Instead we had to settle for BBQ that had already been prepared. I elected to order the #7 "Kings Feast". My friend went for the #1 AND the #6...impressive. Several pounds of pig meat later my eyelids were getting heavy and I could quickly feel myself slipping into a meat coma. Gluttony=check! And with the coma on its way I had high hopes of another round of sloth. The rest of the afternoon is hazy. I would write more but I feel another round of sloth coming on. P.S. For those of you who might be wondering what happened to lust...you are pervs. Goodnight.