Neo-Pagans, Vestal Virgins and One Kick Ass Fruit Salad.
In my perpetual quest to not be bored I was checking out many of these new fangled "blogs." It turns out that if you find a few good ones they can provide hours of entertainment. They can also be quite educating. For example, I clicked on this link
belief-o-matic
and discovered that I am not really well suited to being Catholic. It turns out that I would be much better off as a Neo-Pagan. Well I have one thing to say to that: "Hell yeah, bring on the vestal virgins!!!!" Now I realize that this is probably the first thing that any guy says when he finds out that he is really a Neo-Pagan and I apologize for my complete lack of originality. However, can you blame me? You don't get a VIP invitation to the playboy mansion and then say, "Woohoo! I hear they make a great fruit salad!"
I think that I am going to start a Neo-Pagan sect the next chance I get. Ssshh. Don't tell mom.
belief-o-matic
and discovered that I am not really well suited to being Catholic. It turns out that I would be much better off as a Neo-Pagan. Well I have one thing to say to that: "Hell yeah, bring on the vestal virgins!!!!" Now I realize that this is probably the first thing that any guy says when he finds out that he is really a Neo-Pagan and I apologize for my complete lack of originality. However, can you blame me? You don't get a VIP invitation to the playboy mansion and then say, "Woohoo! I hear they make a great fruit salad!"
I think that I am going to start a Neo-Pagan sect the next chance I get. Ssshh. Don't tell mom.
